atrocity-exhibitions said: “If you’re going to quote David Stratton shouldn’t there be some kind of footnote.”

he doesn’t credit me when he lifts my shit for his show, so i don’t credit him when i lift his

law of the jungle

@40 minutes ago
#atrocity-exhibitions 

hey guys i saw the lego movie

do you want to hear my headcanon

superman and wonderwoman are banging

thanks lego movie for opening up this world to me

@45 minutes ago with 3 notes

ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

(via frogsandcrowns)

@1 hour ago with 119610 notes

Death is only the beginning.

(Source: ofmotionpictures, via orionsnacks)

@6 hours ago with 2413 notes
@8 hours ago with 43151 notes
#got spoilers #THIS CANNOT BE REAL OH MY GOD 

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(via gatheringbones)

@8 hours ago with 33554 notes

khymeira:

Lumigrids » 2012 [Source]

"Lumigrids is an LED projector for bicycles, which aims to improve safety during night riding. It projects square grids onto the ground. By observing changes in the grids, the rider can easily comprehend the landforms ahead."

(Source: clock510)

@8 hours ago with 89236 notes

"At core, men are afraid women will laugh at them. At core, women are afraid men will kill them."

The Gift of Fear, Gavin de Becker (via nocrimeinthewasteland)
@8 hours ago with 61 notes
#someone just liked this #i must've posted it years ago 

if you find banging to be to crass or vulgar a term please feel free to replace it with “schtupping”

@43 minutes ago
ceedling:

Little black kitten in lineup of black cats waiting for audition for movie “Tales of Terror” in Hollywood, 1961

ceedling:

Little black kitten in lineup of black cats waiting for audition for movie “Tales of Terror” in Hollywood, 1961

(via frogsandcrowns)

@1 hour ago with 1408 notes

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

(via aurevoirbitch)

@1 hour ago with 2854 notes
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real

(via badgerinahat)

@7 hours ago with 102503 notes

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

@8 hours ago with 56393 notes

megasilly:

okay okay but hear me out: wizarding tattoos

tattoos of cats that wind around your ankles, birds that fly across your back when you move, a wand that moves when you move your own wand, a map on the back of your hand that shows your current location

the possibilities are endless

(via badgerinahat)

@8 hours ago with 87004 notes

(Source: queencersei, via ctsquirrel)

@8 hours ago with 25197 notes
#got spoilers #spoilers